Life's Too Short to Be Friends with Assholes — Sarcastic Retro Pinup Unisex Tee

$25.00

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You already know who this is about. No need to name names — just wear the shirt.

This sarcastic retro pinup tee says what most people are only thinking. Soft, lightweight, and built to last, it's the kind of shirt that starts conversations — and ends a few friendships. Wear it proudly.

Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) — breathable, soft, and built for all-day wear
Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label for a clean, comfortable fit
Printed with crisp Direct-to-Film (DTF) or vibrant Direct-to-Garment (DTG) techniques
REACH certified; blanks responsibly sourced from Honduras

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
Do not dry clean

Product Info: Bella+Canvas 3001 — 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Blank sourced from Honduras.

Size Guide (inches) — Bella+Canvas 3001

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Chest	31	34	37	40	43	46	49	52
Length	26	27	28	29	30	31	32	33
Sleeve	7.5	8	8.5	9	9.5	10	10.5	11

Measure your chest at the fullest point and compare to the chart above. When in doubt, size up.

Disclosures

WARNING: Reproductive Harm - http://www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

Prop 65 Cancer Warning

WARNING: Cancer - http://www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

Prop 65 Cancer and Reproductive Harm Warning

WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm - http://www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

Prop 65 Alcohol Warning

WARNING: Drinking distilled spirits, beer, coolers, wine and other alcoholic beverages may increase cancer risk, and, during pregnancy, can cause birth defects. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/alcoholic-beverages.