Disappointed When a Liar's Pants Don't Catch Fire — Funny Vintage Flapper Unisex Tee

$25.00

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Honestly, it's a design flaw.

A vintage flapper-inspired graphic paired with the thought every honest person has had at least once. Wry, deadpan, and impossible not to share — this is the shirt for anyone who's ever watched someone lie through their teeth and thought, "where's the fire?"

Product Features

100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — breathable, soft, and built for all-day wear
Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, casual silhouette great for layering
Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
High-resolution printing (DTF/DTG) for vivid, detailed graphics that hold up wash after wash
Tear-away label, REACH certified, responsibly sourced (Bella+Canvas production standards)

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam, or dry: medium heat
Do not dry clean

Product Info: Bella+Canvas 3001 — 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC. For adults. Blank sourced from Honduras.

Size Guide (inches) — Bella+Canvas 3001

All measurements are garment dimensions. Size tolerance: ±1.5 in.

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width	16.5	18	20	22	24	26	28	30
Length	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Sleeve	8.6	8.9	9.2	9.5	9.7	10	10.4	10.8

Measure your chest at the fullest point and compare to the chart above. When in doubt, size up.

Disclosures

WARNING: Reproductive Harm - http://www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

Prop 65 Cancer Warning

WARNING: Cancer - http://www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

Prop 65 Cancer and Reproductive Harm Warning

WARNING: Cancer and Reproductive Harm - http://www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

Prop 65 Alcohol Warning

WARNING: Drinking distilled spirits, beer, coolers, wine and other alcoholic beverages may increase cancer risk, and, during pregnancy, can cause birth defects. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/alcoholic-beverages.