I'd Rather Be 50 Than Pregnant — Funny Retro Pinup Milestone Birthday Unisex Tee
XS / Black
$25.00
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I'd Rather Be 50 Than Pregnant — Funny Retro Pinup Milestone Birthday Unisex Tee
$25.00
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Because 50 is a milestone. Pregnancy is a whole other conversation.
This tee says what everyone at the party is thinking — just with better vintage artwork. Featuring a classic retro pinup graphic and bold banner text, it's the perfect gift for anyone celebrating 50 with a sense of humor and zero regrets.
Wear it to birthday brunches, milestone celebrations, or any Tuesday when you need a laugh.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and fit
- Tear-away label; REACH certified
- DTF or DTG printing for crisp, vibrant graphics
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low | Iron/steam medium heat | Do not dry clean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings: For adults. Blank product sourced from Honduras.
Disclosures
Prop 65 Reproductive Harm Warning
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Prop 65 Cancer Warning
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Prop 65 Cancer and Reproductive Harm Warning
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Prop 65 Alcohol Warning
Prop 65 Reproductive Harm Warning
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Prop 65 Cancer Warning
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Prop 65 Cancer and Reproductive Harm Warning
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Prop 65 Alcohol Warning
Prop 65 Cancer Warning
Prop 65 Cancer and Reproductive Harm Warning