I Don't Have A Short Temper, I Have A Quick Reaction — Retro Pinup Humor Unisex Tee

$25.00

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It's not a temper problem. It's an efficiency problem. This vintage-inspired unisex tee pairs a classic 1950s pinup illustration with the most relatable clarification you'll ever wear: "I don't have a short temper. I have a quick reaction." For everyone who's done explaining themselves — now you can just point at your shirt. Soft enough to stay calm in. Bold enough to make your point without saying a word.
Product Features

100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) — lightweight, breathable, and buttery soft
Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold its shape wash after wash
Side seams and retail fit for a clean, structured silhouette that layers easily
Tear-away label for all-day comfort — no scratchy tags
REACH certified | Fair Labor Association & WRAP certified production

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron or steam on medium heat
Do not dry clean

Product Info: Bella+Canvas 3001 | 2-year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland per Directive 1999/44/EC

Note: Blank product sourced from Honduras. For adults.

Size Guide (inches) — Bella+Canvas 3001

Size	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Chest	31	34	37	40	43	46	49	52
Length	26	27	28	29	30	31	32	33
Sleeve	7.5	8	8.5	9	9.5	10	10.5	11

Measure your chest at the fullest point and compare to the chart above. When in doubt, size up.

Disclosures

WARNING: Drinking distilled spirits, beer, coolers, wine and other alcoholic beverages may increase cancer risk, and, during pregnancy, can cause birth defects. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/alcoholic-beverages.